The dog ate my homework...and other lamo excuses

I am officially the worst blogger. It's been a rude amount of time since my last post and I honestly want to bitch-slap myself. Please, feel free to give me a virtual Miss Piggy 'Hiii-YA' karate chop. I deserve it.

Nonetheless, I present to you all my summary of excuses:

I have been super-dooper, disgustingly busy

Selling this....

Buying this....

Doing this...

and thinking I look like this....

but really looking like this.....

Receiving vile amounts of these....

whilst still miserably living out of these....

Watching and loving this....

and this...

ok, and this.....



All the while neverendingly chasing and vacuuming after this.....

AM I FORGIVEN??? Please say YES!!!